Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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