I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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