Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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