I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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