Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Mom said you looked used
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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