I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
