My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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