my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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