Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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