nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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