gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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