All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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