It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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