doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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