so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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