She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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