Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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