I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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