Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Randomize
