"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it hurts more in the daytime
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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