Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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