Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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