I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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