Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You don't make any sense
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