Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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