If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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