i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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