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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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