i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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