walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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