Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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