Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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