I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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