What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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