I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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