I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
