belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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