why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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