Your face is a jimmy john
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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