1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
