i wish my penis had a tongue
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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