dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She's the barista slut.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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