That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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