Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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