Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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