:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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