exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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