yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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