Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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