I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Randomize
