It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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